An Ohio woman saw something suggestive in her turkey… a human penis?
Lamia Singfield of Akron, Ohio purchased smoked turkey tails from the Save A Lot grocery store. But as she was cooking she said something didn’t look right. Lamia said that one of the tails looked a lot more like a human penis than turkey tails.
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Photo Supplied by Lamia Singfield of Akron, Ohio - Akron Police Department / Akron Beacon Journal
So to answer the question, was this mystery meat a human penis, she called the Akron Police to investigate. To their credit, Akron P.D. took it to the medical examiner’s office for testing.
The Results: the meat was actually pork tail (not turkey tail) with a bone inside (insert joke here) and the meat was only guilty of being mis-labeled… and being a potential choking-hazard (insert second joke here).
The Save A Lot where she purchased the meat stated the following in a press release, “At Save A Lot, issues of quality receive the utmost priority and we take this matter very seriously. We can confirm that we have had no previous quality issues with this item and we have not been contacted by the customer in question or the local authorities regarding this incident. We will take the appropriate action at that time.”
