Blue Balls! Man Hit in the Junk with a Gender Reveal Flare [VIDEO]

Along with causing literally millions of dollars in damages and burning hundreds of thousands acres of wildlife, gender reveal stunts also cause extremely painful injuries to some expecting parents… like this poor S.O.B.

In a video shared by U.K. newser The Sun, we see the Cressotti family planning on revealing the gender of their unborn child.  Their form of pay-attention-to-us spectacle was ‘colored flares’.  The wife’s flare spews forth a blue powder that covers the family in a fine, blue film meanwhile the husband’s flare was pointed (incorrectly) at his ‘man region‘ and immediately doubles him over in agony.  I’d like to point out the irony of Blue Balls announcing a baby… but, honestly, so is a gender reveal party.  Good luck on the vasectomy dude… if it’s even needed now.

[Rare U.S.] [Twitter: The Sun]