New York has ‘Pizza Rat’ and now Chicago has ‘Porch Pirate Squirrel’.
Someone took a video of a squirrel stealing an Amazon package off someone’s front steps in Chicago.
The brazen thief just sauntered up to the door grabbed the package in it’s mouth and hopped away with it’s ill-gotten gains.
Just pray that squirrels never organize because they will become our new overlords.
[YouTube: Block Club Chicago]



