SIGNS YOU MIGHT BE TOO OLD TO WATCH THE MTV MUSIC VIDEO AWARDS
If you remember when Panic at the Disco was what you did when a cop walked into the dance club bathroom while everyone was doing coke and not a stupid band name…you might be too old to watch the Video Music Awards.
If you think a Lizzo is the name of the Geico Gekko’s girlfriend…you might be too old to watch the Video Music Awards.
If you think Nikki Minaj is the nickname of a guy named Nicholas who happens to be from Menajsha (that’s the way you would pronounce Menasha if you were fancy)…you might be too old to watch the Video Music Awards.
If you are under the impression Bad Bunny is the one with the drum that used to keep interrupting commercials to advertise batteries…you might be too old to watch the Video Music Awards.
If you believe there are three E’s in Weeknd…you might be too old to watch the Video Music Awards.
If you’ve never wondered what a leprechaun would look like if his pubes were on his face or even heard of Ed Sheeran, for that matter…you might be too old to watch the Video Music Awards.
If anytime someone mentions Drake, you think “Hate him but love the Drakette…you might be too old to watch the Video Music Awards. (or just a big Seinfeld fan)
If you’re pretty sure Li’l Nas X is a new nasal decongestant…you might be too old to watch the Video Music Awards.
If you are old enough to remember when MTV actually played videos of music artists…you are definitely too old to watch the MTV Video Music Awards.
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