This past Friday, a 16-year-old Appleton North student, Drew Rudolf, got a hole-in-one on the fifth hole at Butte does Morts Country Club in Appleton.
For most golfers, that would be a once in a lifetime experience. For Drew, he would have to wait nearly 20 minutes, until he got the whole seven, before he got his second hole-in-one! The National Hole-in-One Registry says the chances of getting two aces in one round are about 1 in 67 million. On the Rick and Cutter Show, we tried to put that in perspective…
THERE’S A BETTER CHANCE OF…
Winning Mega Millions AND Powerball…while getting hit by lightning…than getting two holes-in-one in the same round.
Mike Pence over turning the 2020 election results…while dancing to “It’s Raining Men” in a rainbow thong…than getting two holes-in-one in the same round.
Magic Johnson becoming the National Red Cross’ Blood Donor of the Year…than getting two holes-in-one in the same round.
Aaron Rodgers getting a COVID vaccination while attending a family reunion…than getting two holes in the same round.
Eating a hot dog without your lips touching a cow’s rectum…than getting two holes-in-one in the same round.
Steve Bannon being named People Magazine’s Sexiest man alive the same week he replaces Chadwick Boseman in the Black Panther sequel…than getting two holes-in-one in the same round.
Appleton’s new police chief not sitting down to pee…than getting two holes in the same round.
Finding Top Secret documents at Mar-a-Lago…that AREN’T stained with French fry grease and ketchup…than getting two holes-in-one in the same round.
Kevin Spacey being offered a job as a Boy Scout troop leader…than getting two holes-in-one in the same round.
A hair ball clogging Jeff Bezo’s shower drain…than getting two holes-in-one in the same round.
Dashaun Watson being named the National Organization of Women’s Man of the Year…than getting two holes-in-one in the same round.
Finding an intact Kardashian hymen…than getting two holes-in-one in the same round.
Nancy Pelosi blinking…than getting two holes-in-one in the same round.
Finding a wet t-shirt contest this week in Jackson, Mississippi…than getting two holes-in-one in the same round.
