We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Cutter Weenie of the Week…an unidentified man who, on Saturday night, broke into construction trailers at Bay Area Granite and Materials in Wrightstown and stole a bunch Makita, DeWalt and Milwaukee Brand tools.
In an apparent effort to look like he belonged there, in case anyone saw him, the culprit wore a Hi-Vis safety vest, a hard hat, and, wait for it…sandals. Like you do on a construction site. And not just sandals…sandals with black socks.
So,
For simultaneously committing both a regular crime and a fashion crime.
For not just stealing tools…but apparently, also being one.
And for wearing a Hi-Vis vest but with a low IQ brain.
We are proud to name the still at-large Bay Area Granite burglar… who, incidentally drives a silver Nissan that has damage on the passenger side, where it is also missing both hub caps. And if you see it, you should contact the Wrightstown Police…as this week’s Rick and Cutter Show…Weenie of the Week!
