SIGNS YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE HAD A GREAT SUMMER
If the closest you got to going up nort’ was the Kwik Trip in Howard…you might not have had a great summer.
If you booked a trip to Florida only to learn you’re allergic to old people, morons and rednecks…you might not have had a great summer.
If the only thing that got laid in your bedroom the last three months was new carpet …you might not have had a great summer.
If your trip to Door County was filled with more FIBS than a guy explaining to his wife why he came home 5 hours late, drunk and covered in glitter…you might not have had a great summer.
If you lost at least 5 weeks of the summer to two cases of COVID…you might not have had a great summer. (This one hits a little too close to home)
If the freshest air you got…was in Kaukauna…you might not have had a great summer.
If you’re the Milwaukee Brewers hitting coach…you might not have had a great summer.
If you failed in your efforts to gouge out your own eyes upon seeing Rick in his new mankini…you might not have had a great summer.
If your only attempt at boating, you ended up on the rocks…you know, like Tom Brady’s marriage…you might not have had a great summer.
If you had to spend the whole summer at home because it’s impossible in Wisconsin to find a sober person you can pay to blow into your car’s ignition Interlock device…you definitely did not have a great summer.
