AARON RODGERS WAS PROBABLY TALKING TO…
Greyhound to see if they could send them a couple of buses for him to throw his teammates under after the game.
Mike McCarthy begging him to come back.
His ayahuasca shaman to tell him to get a batch brewing. It’s going to be a long night.
Jake at State Farm to report a dumpster fire in progress at Ford Field.
Jeopardy to see if that hosting gig is still open.
Two men and a truck to see if they’ve moved all Davante Adams’ stuff to Vegas yet.
AARP to apologize for throwing away all their mailers and asking for a new one.
His Ivermectin dealer to see if it’s better at curing interception-itis than it is curing COVID.
Tom Selleck to talk about getting a deal on a reverse mortgage after his soon to come retirement.
Santa Claus to see if he can bring him two wide receivers for Christmas. (Or maybe six weeks before Christmas)
Amtrak to see if they were willing to sponsor this train wreck.
Preparation H to help him treat how butt hurt he was gonna be after losing to the Lions.
Anybody but a member of his family.
Nobody. He just picked up the landline handset so when he hung it up he would be slamming still another receiver.
In all likelihood…to somebody about his car‘s extended warranty.
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