I’m guessing Sunday’s Packers win over the Cowboys made you feel pretty good. Pretty, pretty good! But just how good? Rick and Cutter try to put it in perspective…
YESTERDAY’S PACKERS WIN OVER THE COWBOYS FELT AS GOOD AS…
Finding a couple of fries at the bottom of your fast-food bag that are still warm.
The dog getting the blame for your nasty fart.
Watching a steamroller run over an accordion.
Re-creating the Meg Ryan in the deli scene from When Harry Met Sally but you’re not faking it.
Watching snow blanket your neighborhood…while your spouse is out shoveling.
Putting on a brand new pair of socks…especially after several days of wearing the crusty ones you found under your teenage son’s bed.
Finding a $20 bill in an unexpected place…like your colon.
Popping bubble wrap…especially if “Bubble Wrap” is the nickname of a willing virgin.
Finally taking off a condom…that’s full of live bees.
Putting on the nice warm panties you just stole right from your neighbor’s clothes dryer.
Spending a week at home alone with just your dog and a 4 pound can of Jif.
Seeing Jerry Jones slip on a banana peel… and fall face first into a wood chipper.
