Revenge is said to be a dish served cold.
The inverse is also true, where Karma is a dish served piping hot.
Exhibit A.
Two guys attempted (poorly) to burn down a California immigration services building in Bakersfield. Instead, the fire immigrated to their clothing. As one splashed the accelerant over the building, the other squatted over a puddle of the accelerant and attempted to light it.
I’ll give you a moment to determine where their plan broke down… Correct!
The man who was squatting over the puddle of accelerant, leg caught on fire while his pyro-partner’s clothing also was set ablaze.
Nice execution, “Johnny Storm.”
Both went into the darkness of night aflame and screaming. BUT not before dropping their cell phones – which are in the hands of authorities.
The police and the Darwin Awards would like to speak to these crispy men ASAP.
