We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Cutter Show Weenies of the Week…Minnesota Vikings fans. Well, not all of them. But the ones who have been legitimately suggesting a conspiracy theory in which the Packers overwatered the middle of the field Sunday in a way that would somehow affect only the Vikings’ players. WFRV Meteorolgist Luke Sampe explained the moist field conditions in terms even Vikings fans should understand. Tweeted Luke, “it’s called winter, in Green Bay, with a temperature of 37°. Physics tells us that water thaws at 32°” Allow me to add the word, “dumbasses!”
So,
For being so obsessed with conspiracy theories they’ll probably next claim that Lee Harvey Oswald had one of his shots intercepted by a Packer Safety hiding in the grassy knoll.
For substantially reducing the cost of living for members of the Green Bay Packers by apparently letting them living rent free in their heads year after year after year.
And for hating that there was some water on the field Sunday, apparently preferring it to be as dusty, dried up and barren as their wives’ cootches.
We are proud to name conspiracy minded moronic Minnesota Viking fans as this week’s Rick and Cutter Show Weenies of the Week!
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