We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Cutter Show Weenie of the Week…whomever mailed a package of cocaine and fentanyl this week to Green Bay Police Chief Chris Davis. According to Green Bay police, on Tuesday the department received and opened a package mailed through the United States Postal Service. It contained three point zero two (3.02) grams of fentanyl and point 79 grams of cocaine.
According to a police statement, “We get lots of correspondence from the community here in the Chief’s Office, but this is the first time anyone has ever sent us drugs.
It is unclear what their motive is for sending the illegal drugs to the police.
So,
For mailing the police chief three point zero two (3.02) grams of fentanyl and point 79 grams of cocaine or as Charlie Sheen has been known to call it…breakfast.
For sending cocaine by way of the United States Postal Service when we all know it should be sent by Fed Ex, for “when you absolutely, positively have to be UP overnight”.
For not realizing that in the Postal Creed, “Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds” … That’s not the kind of snow they mean.
We are proud to name you can get your news whomever, mailed regular people in the cocaine and fentanyl to the Green Bay Chief of Police as this weeks Rick and Cutter Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
[WBAY-TV]
