We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Cutter Show Weenie of the Week…the unknown Columbia County resident who we told you about Monday on Small Town Crime Wave. Early Sunday our weenie called police to report they were following a clearly intoxicate driver. Police thanked them for doing their civic duty and asked if they would mind continuing to follow the drunken driver until officers caught with them or at the very least, if they would be willing to meet with an officer and make a statement. However, the person who called police to report they were following a drunken driver, declined to do so because… (wait for it) they too were driving while intoxicated.
So,
For not realizing that when you point a finger at someone else, there are three more fingers pointing back to you…even fewer if you were ever a shop teacher.
For doing everything they could to get drunk drivers off the road… Shia pulling over and calling themselves an Uber.
And for apparently thinking they they’re a better drunk driver than the other drunk driver…which couldn’t be any more Wisconsin if they had done it as they were eating cheese curds and drinking old fashions, while wearing a Badger shirt and a Packer hat, and dipping their balls in ranch dressing.
We are proud to name the crocked Columbia County hypocrite snitch as this week’s Rick and Cutter show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
