California Senator Dianne Feinstein is pushing 90 and has missed about a billion votes during the last few months due to ill health. Her own party is encouraging her to resign saying she’s too old for the job. Maybe she is, maybe she isn’t. All I know is, here are the signs that…
YOU MIGHT BE TOO OLD TO BE IN CONGRESS
If your hands are shakier than Jello in an earthquake… you might be too old to be in congress.
If you look frail next to all those strapping septuagenarians in the senate…you might be too old to be in congress.
If you have more wrinkles than Mitch McConnell’s neck wattle… you might be too old to be in congress.
If you’ve had an AARP card so long, it’s printed on papyrus… you might be too old to be in congress.
If you couldn’t finish drafting a bill because your quill ran out of ink… you might be too old to be in congress.
If instead of POTUS or Mr. President, you typically refer to Joe Biden as “That whippersnapper” … you might be too old to be in congress.
If instead of giving you tens of thousands of dollars, lobbyists are able to sway your vote with the offer of a couple Werther’s Originals…you might be too old to be in congress.
If crippling arthritis has made it hard to get your hands in your own pockets much less anybody else’s… you might be too old to be in congress.
