to the tune of Bennie and the Jets)
Hey kids, shake it loose together
I hate to have to tell ya
change coming to the land of cheddar
We’ve lost our Quarterback
Of some renown.
He’s going to take his ayahuasca
Down to New York town
Say, Mason and Jaire do you miss him yet
He’s joined another team, A-a-a-Aaron and the Jets
Oh he’s weird and was full of bull
When he said that he’d never leave
He’s got his own golf cart, more records than Bart
But now he’s going take it all and flee
A-a-a-Aaron and the Jets
Cheese Heads, will you miss his greatness?
Maybe we were blinded
To all of his craziness
We shall survive, let us take ourselves along
I just hope he’s not like Brett in New York
And texts pictures of his dong
Oh Rasul and Big Bob, do you miss him yet?
He was sometimes so spaced out. Now Aaron’s with the Jets.
Oh but he was weird and colorful
Went as Nic Cage on Halloween
He even gave up meat, went on darkness retreats.
But now he’s given up the gold and green, oh
A-a-a Aaron and the Jets
Oh, AJ and Marcedes, do you miss him yet?
Oh but he just raced out, Now Aaron’s with the Jets
He was never vaxed but he was immunized
On ivermectin he was really keen
He never got the shot. But now I’ll tell you what
He’s signed with the guys who make the vaccine.
A-a-a Aaron and the Jets
Aaron, Aaron and the Jets
Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron’s with the Jets
Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron just like Brett
Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron and the jets.
Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron and the Jets, Jets, Jets.
Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron and the Jets….
