A couple of Wisconsin state legislators have introduced a bill to reduce the legal age for serving alcohol to 14. This, they say, would help with the labor shortage. Of course, child labor is also cheaper than adult labor. There is that.
SIGNS YOUR DRINK SERVER IS ONLY 14 YEARS OLD
If every time you order a Bloody Mary, they think you’re talking about their classmate who just got her first period…your drink server might be 14.
If their own idea of “going out for a cold one” still means chasing the ice cream truck down the street…your drink server might be 14.
If they think “shake of the day” is the latest TikTok dance… your drink server might be 14.
If the Glenlivet single malt scotch you just ordered on the rocks and your server are the same age… your drink server might be 14.
If they’re already serving wine at their other job…as an altar boy… your drink server might be 14.
If the server and the old fashioned she’s serving you both have cherries… your drink server is almost definitely 14.
[WBAY-TV]
