Mixbook, a #1 rated design platform for photo books, wanted to find out and, using a combination of census data and survey results (3,000 respondents by QuestionPro), came up with an absolute number of how many self-confessed Mama’s Boys reside in each state. What they found is that 53% of Wisconsin men (20-39 year old) consider themselves a “Mama’s Boy”. That means Wisconsin has 406,536 self-confessed ‘Mama’s Boys’. Are you one? Here are some…
SIGNS YOU MIGHT BE A WISCONSIN MOMMA’S BOY
If when deer hunting up nort’, you have to ask your mother for a dollar to tip the nice naked lady…you might be a Wisconsin momma’s boy.
If you have more pictures on your walls of your mother than you have all Packer quarterbacks combined…you might be a Wisconsin momma’s boy.
If most of your trips to Fleet Farm are to pick up surprise gifts of eyeglass chains to keep her from losing her readers…you might be a Wisconsin momma’s boy.
If you spend less time refilling your propane tanks for camping than you do refilling her bingo daubers…you might be a Wisconsin momma’s boy.
If you find yourself saying “Bears Still Inhale” because your mother would be disappointed to hear you using that “S” word…you might be a Wisconsin momma’s boy.
If when you go hunting, instead of blaze orange, you wear brown because she likes how it matches the color of your eyes…you might be a Wisconsin momma’s boy.
If old fashioned is not only your favorite drink, but also a description of the coozy mom knitted for you to keep your hand from getting to cold while you drink it…you are definitely a Wisconsin momma’s boy.
[Mixbook]
