Things are really going Green Bay’s way these days. Named the Best City in America by US News and World Report last week. Announced as the host city for the 2025 NFL draft this week. You could say that Green Bay is “having a moment“. Bottom line, good things happen when Aaron Rodgers leaves town. What next? We have some ideas!
MORE GOOD THINGS THAT ARE GOING TO HAPPEN FOR GREEN BAY
10. Gov Evers to announce plans for exit-free overpass from the Illinois border to Sturgeon Bay so FIBs can drive back-and-forth from Chicago without being able to stop in the city.
9. People will travel from around the world when it’s named as the site for the convention of the International Association of Flat Earthers.
8. Artificial Intelligence company Nvidia will launch a multi-million-dollar project to create an almost lifelike personality for Mayor Eric Genrich.
7. Olivia Munn, Danica Patrick and Shailene Woodley all expected to move back and open a bar called “Two Year Rejects”.
6. To compliment the Zippin Pippin, Elvis’s favorite rollercoaster, Bay Beach will soon add Jerry Lee Lewis’s favorite tilt-a-whirl.
5. All member of the city council to be replaced by a collection of pipe smoking monkeys wearing adorable jaunty red hats.
4. WIXX will become more listenable by replacing current playlist with sounds of fingernails on chalkboards, microphone feedback and adorable woodland creatures being tortured.
3. Packers will win Super Bowl after Lombardi statue outside Lambeau comes to life and shows Lafleur how whip those lazy ass mama’s boys into shape.
2. Due to amazing break-throughs in modern technology using the most skilled engineers on the planet, will find way to go 2, even 3 weeks, without closing the Nitschke bridge for maintenance or repairs.
1. NWTC to start offering free classes on “How to get a head” by Professor Taylor Schabusiness.
