Another day, another tour-IDIOT (tourist + idiot) at Yellowstone National Park.
This one is SO oblivious to how close she’s actually standing to death/seriously injury it’s laughable.
Here’s how it goes.
*SNAP* Take Selfie. Adjust Angle
*SNAP* Take Selfie. Fix Hair.
*SNAP* Take Selfie. Wipe off phone and seriously contemplate PETTING the “fluffy cow.”
Bison gets tired of this S#$t and gores the moron into the ground.
Bison *SNAP* Takes Selfie of the crime scene.
My big question is why hasn’t the National Park Service (or whoever would be in charge of it) created a fine for this behavior yet?
Keep in mind just this week another tourist tried to “help” a bison calf who they assumed was cold(?) put it in their SUV and tainted it to the point where it wasn’t able to be returned to it’s herd and had to be euthanized.
On second thought, forget the fine maybe euthanization is the answer… for the tourists of course.
