The last I checked, the air quality index around these parts was at 201 which according to the EPA is considered, “very unhealthy“. Of course, it’s all being caused by smoke from the Canadian wildfires. To put it in perspective…
THE SMOKE IN THE AIR TODAY IS THICKER THAN…
The smoke in the air today is thicker than the conditions in Willie Nelson’s tour bus.
The smoke in the air today is thicker than the eyebrows of a former Green Bay mayor.
The smoke in the air today is thicker than a fully grown Kardashian ass.
The smoke in the air today is thicker than the padding in the President’s Depends.
The smoke in the air today is thicker than Tom Selleck‘s mustache.
The smoke in the air today is thicker than the ring around the toilet in a Menasha restroom.
The smoke in the air today is thicker than Bill Jartz neck.
The smoke in the air today is thicker than the old guy smell in Rick McNeal’s office. (Just kidding. Rick doesn’t have an office.)
