I just can’t believe that Bears fans were already BOOING their team early in the third quarter…OF THE FIRST GAME OF THE FREAKIN’ SEASON! I think I must’ve misheard. I think they actually must’ve been yelling something else.
Maybe Bear fans were yelling BOOZE…as in, the make it through this season, we Bear fans are going to need a lot more BOOZE. BOOZE!
Maybe Bear fans were yelling BLEW…as in, we BLEW our chance of finally ending three decades of being the Packers bitch boys. BLEW!
Maybe Bear fans were yelling CANOE…as in, this team seems to be up a certain creek without a paddle in their CANOE. CANOE!
Maybe Bear fans were yelling COUP…as in, Aaron JONES BLEW through the Chicago defense like he was a January 6th insurrectionist breaking into the capital to stage a COUP. COUP!
Maybe Bear fans were yelling DOO…as in, this Bears team is really on fire…like a big flaming bag of dog doo…DOO!
Maybe Bear fans they were yelling CLUE…as in, they should replace Bears Offensive Coordinator Luke Getsy and Defensive Coordinator Alan Williams with Professor Plum and Miss Scarlett because at least they have a CLUE. Clue!
Maybe the Bear fans were yelling SHOE…as I, if this team played for a real coach, they’d all be going home with a SHOE up their asses. SHOE!
Maybe the Bear fans were yelling PEW…as in, this team stinks worse than baby poop mixed with whatever that smell is when we drive up I-41 to Door County and get a few miles north of Appleton…PEW! PEW!
Maybe they were yelling WOO…as in, even though his heart is going to explode, the Appleton Auto “Woo” guy could have kicked their asses. Woo! Woo!
Maybe Bear fans were yelling WHO…as in, I’ve got Bears season tickets. WHO can I sell them to? WHO??? WHO???
