We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Cutter Show Weenies of the Week… the Packers Gold Package ticket holders who sold their tickets for last night’s game to fans of the traditional division bottom-feeders. And I’m not just talking about a few dozen, or a few hundred or even a few thousand. It appeared that over half of Lambeau Field OUR LAMBEAU FIELD was filled with more blue than a peacock’s butthole. Lions fans “blued” that stadium the way the Packers “blue” the game.
I get it. It’s a Thursday night game, you live in Milwaukee a couple hours away. You don’t want to make that trek on a weeknight. But if you don’t want to, maybe you’re not a big enough Packer fan to deserve season tickets. Maybe, just maybe, you should surrender your ticket to one of the gajillion people on the season ticket waiting list who are dying for tickets if you can’t be inconvenienced to go to a game. Or, at the very least, sell your tickets to another Packer fan and not some Honolulu blue adorned mouth-breather from Murder City, USA.
So,
For allowing Lambeau field to become filled with the same shade of blue my balls were for most of high school.
For not understanding that it’s not called the “gold package” because of how much gold you can make selling your tickets to fans of a division rival.
For selling their tickets to fans of a team that have a lot of money to buy them because they’ve barely ever had opportunities to spend it buying playoff tickets.
And for actions that allowed for Lambeau Field to be filled with more people pulling for lions than the ancient Roman Colosseum ever was.
We are proud to name the tens of thousands of Packer fans who ironically traded their Gold Package tickets for symbolically 30 pieces of silver as this week’s Rick and Cutter Show…WEENIES OF THE WEEK
