We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Cutter Show Weenies of the Week…a pair of violent discount pizza aficionados from Madison.
It all stated Sunday night. Someone ordered a pizza for pick-up from a Madison Little Caeser’s. Well, time came and went and, with no sign of the pizza orderer, the Little Ceaser’s closed at it’s usual time of 9pm.
Sometime later, the person who ordered the pizza and a pizza- pal, arrived at the Little Ceaser’s in question. With the doors locked and unable to pick-up their popularly priced pizza pie, the pair put their heads together and proposed a plan.
They waited outside the Little Ceaser’s until 9:51 when the last employee punched out and pounced them. The less than punctual pizza patrons punished the pizza employee for their own purposeful procrastinating and puttered around outside the place of pizza purveyance and pummeled the employee as they departed.
The suspects not only punched the employee multiple times, they also hit him with their car as they left the area.
Officers searched but were unable to locate the suspects.
So,
For not realizing that ordering a Pizza Pizza doesn’t give you the right to be an a-hole a-hole.
For not understanding that you don’t actually have to be crazier than the crazy bread to order from Little Caesars.
For committing the kind of senseless crime that makes me hope they will be brought to justice and locked up somewhere they come to develop a much deeper understanding of what it’s like to have more than your crust stuffed.
We are proud to name the pizza worker pummelers from Madison as this week Rick and Cutter show… Weenies of the Week.
