Roll Tide, I suppose. Seems like since Alabama isn’t playing in the NCAA College Football National Championship, some Alabamians have a lot of free time on their hands and other body parts.
Meet George Owens, who after crashing his vehicle into a light pole at a Bass Pro Shop in Leeds, Alabama figured that since he couldn’t drive home, he’d try swimming.
Owens decided to desecrate the outside and inside of the Bass Pro Shop but stripping naked and doing a cannonball (or cannon balls in this case) into the BPS in-store aquarium.
He was charged with public lewdness . . . disorderly conduct . . . resisting arrest . . . assault on a police officer . . . criminal mischief . . . reckless endangerment… and for fishing with bait that is under the legal limit.
Bass, as everyone knows, want a meal – not a snack – though it does give ‘noodling’ a new definition.
That Bass Pro Shop dude was fishing with no bait. Bad fisherman. 😌 pic.twitter.com/vpOYmwYwq5
— Eugene (@Democracy1stE) January 8, 2024
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