COWBOYS
Claim to be America’s team.
PACKERS
They are America’s team.
PACKERS
Fight song: Go You Packers Go GO.
COWBOYS
Song: Cowboys, Cowboys. What you gonna do when they come for you?
PACKERS
A 2018 loss by the Packers cost Mike McCarthy his job.
COWBOYS
A 2023 loss to the Packers COULD Mike McCarthy his job.
PACKERS
Six past players have had their uniform numbers retired.
COWBOYS
At least a dozen past players have had their prison numbers retired.
COWBOYS
Home uniforms are royal blue.
PACKERS
Royally blew the games against the Steelers and Giants.
PACKERS
Players have a “G” on the side of their helmets.
COWBOYS
Most frequent reaction to meeting the team owner, “Gee, what a tremendous douche bag”.
COWBOYS
Have a guard named Josh Ball.
PACKERS
Our business manager here at Woodward Radio has a husband named Josh Ball who is a Packer fan.
COWBOYS
Have a reserve running back named DEUCE Vaughn
PACKERS
Used to have a running back that dropped a DEUCE in some poor girl’ laundry hamper.
PACKERS
In the game against the Rams. offensive lineman Jon Runyan was repeatedly penalized for being offsides.
COWBOYS
In March, offensive Cowboys owner Jerry Jones will be in court where he may be penalized for illegal use of hands…and tongue.
PACKERS
Taking a chance on elevating practice team player Bo Melton has really paid off.
COWBOYS
Apparently PAID OFF the refs to beat the Lions.
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