We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Cutter Weenie of the Week…the still at large person who reportedly a Holy Eucharist was stolen from the Adoration Chapel located at the Most Blessed Sacrament Saint Mary on Merritt Avenue in Oshkosh. That’s right, they stole the transubstantiated body and blood of Christ in the form of consecrated bread and wine from a church.
So,
For apparently being too lazy to steal a body the old fashioned way like Ed Gein.
For stealing something that while valuable to some, still has a resale value comparable to that of my skid-marked undies.
For committing a sin so heinous they’ve doomed themselves to spend eternity in a special level of hell reserved for
child molesters, serial killers, mother rapers, and Cowboy fans.
We are proud to name the Body and Blood Burglar of Oshkosh as our Rick and Cutter Show….WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
[WBAY-TV]
