A Reddit thread @r/EmergencyRoom detailed people’s experiences with the weird S#!T (literally in some cases) that has been brought into emergency rooms across the nation.
A sampling of some of the high(low)lights reads like the world’s weirdest flea market.
1. Lots of animals, including a turtle . . . a rabbit . . . a helper monkey . . . a flying squirrel . . . an emotional support duck . . . and a live chicken, because they didn’t want to leave it in their hot car. Responsible move there.
2. A half-eaten RAW chicken. The guy wanted them to test it to see if it was raw.
3. Their own thermometer. So when the nurse took their temperature, they could double-check their work.
4. A suitcase full of French toast. (???) No butter or syrup, just French toast. The doctor said it looked dry but smelled great.
5. A half-eaten can of beans, because the patient wanted to finish them.
6. A 45-pound electric meat grinder. That one wasn’t a mystery . . . the guy’s hand was STUCK in it.
7. A drunk guy laid down in the E.R., and a whole onion fell out of his pocket.
8. Christmas lights, so they could string them up above their bed.
9. A guy brought in the snake that bit him . . . and it was still alive.
10. A guy came in with his junk stuck in the vacuum end of a Shop Vac. He CLAIMED he was trying to remove a kidney stone.
More standouts from the thread include; a bag of dildos, a bag of boogers saved for 7 years, a basket of “imaginary” puppies, various vegetables stuck in various orifices, a rose bush pulled out of the ground by hand, and SO much more.
It’s a fun/gross/disgusting/fascinating read that you cannot stop scrolling through. HERE.
