Full admission I love pickles. In fact, I’d consider pickles their own food group because I eat so many of them. BUT I have limits to my affection – one being dunking my entire head in pickle juice… public pickle juice to be precise.
Social media strikes again and so did this dillhole.
Police arrested a guy in Glassboro, New Jersey after he walked into a convenience store and filmed himself dunking his head into a large jar of pickles.
Let that wash over you.
He didn’t cause any other kind of disturbance, but the vat of pickles (total value $52) needed to be dumped for sanitary reasons.
The local police posted pickle puns about the perp on social media prior the guy coming forward and admitting he did it, saying,
“We certainly RELISH the community’s help in bringing attention to the PICKLE we were in yesterday when trying to identify the young man involved. Going forward, we would be DILLIGHTED if other incidents, especially those of a more serious nature, get the same exposure.”
“Pickle Monster”strikes Glassboro convenience store.
— Chris O'Connell (@CoconnellFox29) March 6, 2024
Police looking for guy who went bobbing for pickles at a local deli in apparent social media prank. @FOX29philly pic.twitter.com/UV3WfqNEAU
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