As written and described by Cutter, Rick is still out on extended medical leave.
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Cutter Show Weenie of the week The unnamed Appleton male who has given the brand dickie a new meaning by putting a literal one in his pocket. Earlier this week I was sent a screenshot from our friends at Fox Cities Scanner, a Facebook group that posts some of the more intense 911 calls for our beloved Fox Cities. The post read as follows
Washington and Outagamie – Appleton. Male not making sense. Said he cut himself in the groin area. 10:05am
10:09am – officer advised he is losing a lot of blood and possibly in shock.
10:11am – officer advised the guy cut his penis off and put it in his front pocket. Asking medical step it up, code trauma.
Yes, this Appleton male cut off his penis and put it in his pocket. This may be the most literal Weenie of the week we’ve ever had. So for being so inspired by Lorena Bobbitt, he bobbitted it himself. For allegedly being such a dick he cut it off at the source and for putting his bloody penis in his pocket confirming what we already knew the inspiration was for the 1990s hit song by Alanis Morrisete “Hand in my Pocket” ya know I’ve got one hand in my pocket and a penis in the other one. We are proud to name the unnamed schlong slicer of Appleton as this week’s Rick and Cutter show Weenie of the Week.
