I have never claimed to be a cultured, expert of fashion. My idea of haute couture is just a basic black t-shirt paired with simple jeans – with no freaky pocket designs or bedazzling. And, admittedly, I took a razor to some of my jeans in the 90’s trying to replicate the look of Joe Elliott’s denim in the “Pour Some Sugar On Me” video… it did not go well.
So maybe I’m out of my element and should stay in my lane but Pee-Stained Jeans going for hundred’s of dollars seems like a piss poor idea.
Now they’re not actually pee-stained. There’s not some dude at the fashion house whose job it is to personally hose these down (that would explain the price) but they certainly look like you’re parading your weak bladder all over town.
A fashion/apparel house called Jordanluca is selling “Stain Stonewash” jeans on their website for $608 compared to their suggested retail price of $800. The jeans look like you went out on a hard bender, couldn’t literally hold your liquor and gave yourself a special rinse behind a dumpster because the bathroom line at the club was too long. And maybe homeless/drunk sheik is IN now but is Depends Denim the fierce look you want to wear strutting the catwalk of life?
Sure fashion always has been known for pushing boundaries in society and that’s all well and good but at the very least I expect fashion to be potty-trained.
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