Pig-eyed refers to a very intoxicated person, and this Madison woman was definitely that.
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Cutter Show Weenie of the Week, a woman in Madison who just got an OWI. But this isn’t a normal Wisconsin OWI and is even stranger than Justin Timberlake’s recent OWI. According to the Madison police department, on June 10th at 3:40 pm, a woman crashed her car into multiple other cars, that were parked. And in the most obvious statement of the report, the 44-year-old woman showed signs of impairment. She crashed her car into other cars that weren’t moving! Like how hard is it to avoid inanimate objects? Well for this woman, very hard. But that’s not the weird part of this story. After all, this is her first offense for an OWI pretty standard for a Wisconsin resident, but realizing that because of an active DOC warrant for her, she was going to spend a few days at least behind bars, she did have one request for the arresting officers. The woman gave permission to the police to enter her apartment with the sole reason being her guinea pig. The woman then reportedly gave officers permission to enter her apartment to feed and water the animal, as well as find proper care for the animal. At least she wasn’t just thinking about herself in this situation, but no word on if the police had in fact stopped by and fed and watered said guinea pig.
So for crashing into parked vehicles like you’re car is a ping pong ball on wheels, for doing this while you knowingly have an active warrant like you were trying to get yourself fed and watered while then turning and asking the police to feed and water your pet guinea pig. We are proud to name the arf arf an arf pie-eyed pig owner of Madison Wisconsin as this week’s Rick and Cutter Show weenie of the week.
