We are proud to name as this week’s Laura Lee and Cutter Weenie of the Week, an unnamed man who earlier this week was able to hold the Menasha police department at bay with a samurai sword. You may be thinking how could you stop the police with just a sword, dude I’ve seen enough Ninja movies to know that a samurai sword is in fact more powerful than a gun.
On October 13th police were called to the 1600 block of Appleton St, near Midway Road in Menasha, because there was somebody at that Matthew’s Tire location causing a menace. The police found shattered glass and a man moving around destroying property, he had also armed himself with the aforementioned samurai sword. The SWAT team tried to talk to him with no results so a K-9 unit was called in and the man was arrested. Yes, the SWAT team couldn’t do anything, but the K-9 saved the day, proving what Laura Lee has been saying that dogs are better than humans. Whatever your thoughts are you have to admit, he sure was a good boy, unlike the guy with the sword. This all took play at Matthew’s tire and while the 34-year-old Menasha man was arming himself with various bladed weapons from inside the store, it could make sense to find a knife or tire iron or something, but a samurai sword. Now, you’re going to have true Ghosts of Tsushima haunting your not worthy to carry a samurai sword ass.
So for getting the police and other law enforcement agency departments to show up to Matthew’s tire when they should have been there celebrating their amazingly low prices and expert service, for having to be taken in by a K-9 like you’re a burglary jumping the fence at Mr. Burns house…release the hounds… and giving these legendary warriors of ancient Japan a bad name. We are proud to name the simpleton samurai sword schlub of Menasha as this week’s Weenie of the week.
