The world’s first SPERM RACE happened in Los Angeles Friday night where a spunky student from USC went sample vs sample against a gonadial guy from UCLA.
A true cross-town, head-to-head, tail-to-tail rivalry.
They did three heats (beats?) and were tube-tied after two with the outcome of USC winning the rubber match.
The whole semen circus was livecreamed on YouTube – or was it YouSeminiferousTube?
And you could even place bets on Polymarket.com to which guy’s gonad goo was striving for spermpremacy.
People wagered a combined $329,000 on it. Some won and some lost and that’s the thing with betting… easy come easy go.
The footage they showed left some people thinking the whole thing was STAGED.
It showed each guy’s swimmers racing across a two-millimeter-wide track (but it kind of seemed like CGI – Cum Generated Imagery. Plus, they don’t usually swim in one direction like that.
The guys behind SpermRacing.com claim they’re trying to make it a real sport that turns fertility into a competition. Eat / Sleep / Cum / Repeat.
But if you think you’ve got the balls to compete, they also just added a page to their website teasing a new product called Sperm Racing Tryouts and like the Nike slogan says, “Just Spew It!”
[YouTube: Sperm Racing] [KTLA]
