Here are a few of this weeks stories on Small Town Crime Wave.
May 9th – Unincorporated Community of Hollandtown
As a tractor came out of the field, it snagged a power line, trapping the farmer and knocking out the internet.
May 11th – City of Brookfield
A woman in an apartment building reported that her upstairs neighbor was “walking around up there, intentionally making the floorboards squeak” to upset her.
May 12th – City of Janesville
There’s a raccoon “lying around on a roof.”
May 12th – City of Waukesha
Some people were yelling along the river, upsetting a nearby neighbor. It was just some people fishing, and a boy was “pretty excited” about catching his first fish, and they were all yelling in celebration
May 13th – City of Janesville
At 10:20 pm, we had one guy and two women on foot arguing in the middle of an intersection about who would get to drink the last beer. One of the women was armed with a bat.
May 12th – City of Milton
Two peacocks were wandering around in a woman’s yard, and she wanted them kicked off of her property.
May 13th – City of Beloit
A guy stole two fishing knives from Menard’s and left on foot. While police were en route, he returned to the store and was at the service desk with the stolen knives, asking if they had any more of them.
[Shush]
