We are proud to name as this week’s Laura Lee & Cutter Weenie of the week, a 23-year-old man from Racine who took his car ala Blues Brothers right through a school. Well, Malls don’t really exist anymore so… On Tuesday night, this guy ran his car right into a school. A nearby person heard a loud boom as the car went right through the exterior wall into a classroom, then continued into another classroom before the car stopped. I know what you’re thinking, oh my god, the children. Well, two things: it’s the middle of summer, and this happened at 2:30 in the morning, so no one was injured. Including the driver, but that’s probably because of the amount of booze in his system. Yes, the 23-year-old from Racine was drunk when he crashed his car into a school in Caledonia. Surprise surprise.
So for mistaking the school for a Taco Bell drive-thru unless he was really craving cardboard pizza instead of cardboard tacos, or maybe he had a late-night craving for knowledge? For trying to recreate an anti-drunk driving campaign from 11 years ago but not realizing they just used a beat-up car from a junk yard to prove their point, and for waking up 14 years too late in a panic because he thought he was going to be late to finish his 100 times writing on the chalkboard of “I will not drive drunk to school”
We are proud to name yet another drunken dingis, a 23-year-old Reckless Racine resident as this week’s Laura Lee And Cutter Weenie of the Week.
