We are proud to name as this week’s Laura Lee and Cutter Weenie of the Week, Kenneth Flakes, a real hamburgler from Waukesha. That’s if the Hamburgler was more Cookie Monster than Cat Burglar. We understand waiting can be hard, but being too early isn’t really going to work out either. Because, and correct me if I’m wrong, but it’s really hard to get something that doesn’t exist yet. This past Wednesday, as the Brewers were beating down yet another team at American Family Field in Milwaukee, one guy decided to go to his local George Webb location on Bluemound in Brookfield. He wanted a burger, and he didn’t want to pay for it. The reason is of course, because George Webb has a long-standing promotion where if the Brewers win 12 games in a row, they hand out free burgers for everyone. The problem is, the 12th victory hadn’t been sealed yet when this guy decided to go George Webb and get his free burger. It was almost guaranteed that the Brewers would beat the Pirates to secure their 12th victory in a row, but the game hadn’t ended yet! After demanding his burger, the people at George Webb explained that the game isn’t over and the free burgers would be handed out at a later date, and asked him to leave. The man didn’t take kindly to this and called the police. He told the dispatcher:
“Are George Webbs supposed to be giving away free hamburgers today if the Brewers win?” the man asked a dispatcher.
“Sir, are you having an emergency?” the dispatcher asked.
“Yeah. It’s an emergency because George Webb people just pushed me out,” the man replied.
The dispatcher informed the man that the game was only in the 8th inning, and that might be why they won’t give him a free hamburger. He asked for a cop to come anyway. It of course has since been announced that George Webb will hand out free burgers next Wednesday, August 20th, from 2 until 6 pm.
So, for getting to George Webb faster than Speedy Gonzales running from Sylvester the cat. For running faster to George Webb than Forest Gump during his cross country run, and for calling 911 faster than a Karen in a neighborhood with pesky youths (tune in monday for small town crime wave)
We are proud to name this burger flaker, Kenneth Flakes as this week’s Laura Lee and Cutter Weenie of the Week.
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