We are proud to name as this week’s Laura Lee & Cutter Weenie of the Week, Janiyah Jones of Milwaukee who proves this week that the customer is not always right. A few weeks ago, Janiyah, feeling a little hungry, went on DoorDash and ordered herself some chicken wings from Fryers, Milwaukee’s fried chicken headquarters. DoorDash driver Faith Morris got the ding and went to pick up the ten-piece wing. En route, her phone service was interrupted, and she couldn’t complete the delivery. So she went back to her house to connect to the Wi-Fi and canceled the order on her end. You’d think that’d be the end of it, but Janiyah Jones wanted those wings; she was hangery. Jones, instead of just going to Fryers, drives past one, straight to Faith’s location. You know how, when you order, you can watch on the map to see when your delivery will get to you? Janiyah reversed it and saw where Faith had gone so once she connected to the Wi-Fi, Janiyah knew where to go. At this point, her rage couldn’t be contained, like the Hulk of chicken wings. It’s not C is for cookie, it’s C is for Chicken because this woman was a monster, a chicken monster. She pulls up to Faith’s car, and the ring doorbell footage shows her taking a tire iron to her car, not to like fix her tire, but to smash out her windows. She basically made it rain glass, and just for good measure, also chucked a brick at the car.
So for being the chicken wing vigilante that we didn’t know we needed, for taking that weird beat up the car scene from the middle of a street fighter tournament and turning it into a reality, and for putting the crazy back in crazy sauce (yes I know that’s from Little Ceaser’s but it works for the story.)
We are proud to name this crazy craving chicken jerk, Janiyah Jones as this week’s Laura Lee And Cutter Weenie of the Week.
