We are proud to name as this week’s Laura Lee and cutter Weenie of the Week, Matthew Korth of Manitowoc. Matthew is self-described as “extremely religious,” and he is apparently not a big fan of heavy metal or as he calls it, “devil music,” because he doesn’t support the devil. So you can imagine he may have been a tad upset when he realized that Petskull Brewing in Manitowoc was hosting the annual Manitowoc Metal Fest. Matthew went to the festival.
I hope he bought a ticket…
and told someone working the fest that they needed to shut it the eff down while also yelling out bible verses. Not sure where in the bible it says “thou shalt run down metal heads”
Because he made matters worse when a different man and his girlfriend left the festival and were walking down the sidewalk, a man in a Jeep Cherokee…I’ll give you one hint to figure out who was driving that Jeep, had music going with the windows open. The couple gave him the metal horns, which must have infuriated him because he then did an illegal U-turn and started driving right towards the couple. The man pushed his lady out of the way just in time for Matthew to quickly turn the other way after he drove up onto the curb while heading right towards the happy heavy metal couple. He was then pulled over for reckless driving and was promptly arrested for disorderly conduct and for carrying a concealed weapon.
So for giving a reason for when the Norwegian Black Metal band Mayhem burned down all those churches, for driving like a bat out of hell and not an angel from heaven, and trying to get “shut it the eff down” as the 11th commandment
We are proud to name the anti-metal anti-christ Matthew Korth of Manitowoc as this week’s Laura Lee & Cutter Weenie of the week.


