Psst! Wanna See The X-Ray of a Guy That Had a Full-Sized Thermos INSIDE Himself? [PIC]

The lesson here is “Don’t Do Drugs” and more specifically don’t do HARD drugs for almost three decades.

Here’s the backstory.

A 51-year old from Winter Haven, Florida was booked into jail the other day and he wasn’t alone – he had a FULL-SIZED Thermos INSIDE him.

Yep…

Police responded to the report of a naked man (later identified as Walter Frymire) in a public restroom. When cops got there he was clothed again so they let him go – BUT (or butt in this case) he then proceeded to trespass on some railroad tracks in front of them and also threatened one of the officers. So they arrested him.

During the booking process he was x-rayed and it was then when officials discovered he had full-sized thermos inside his “exit ramp” as the booking agent put it.

Questions abound.

What size was the thermos? What color was the thermos? Did it have a double-wall design?  Was it made from stainless steel? (hopefully) Did it have an easy-to-clean lid? (again, hopefully) Was he keeping hot liquids, hot or cold liquids, cold?

No idea. But he said he had it in/up there for over a day and officials said any longer and it could have been deadly. But then again if the previous 28 years of hard, meth abuse hadn’t done the trick yet – who really knows the limits of the human body.

No word yet if he’s getting a lucrative Stanley sponsorship out of this.  But as bat-$#!t insane as this world is right now – I wouldn’t be surprised in the least.

[X: The Smoking Gun] [WAGA Fox5 Atlanta]