We are proud to name as this week’s Laura Lee and Cutter Weenie of the Week, the inferno idiot, Kevin Lentz. Things got a little too hot in Horicon Sunday night when, around 9 pm, a bar near Vine and Lake turned into a scene from Backdraft. Well, that might be a bit dramatic, but Kevin did set the place on fire. Nothing says night out with friends like felony arson. The reason he decided to do this? Not insurance fraud, not some big Ocean 11 heist, no, it’s because he got kicked out for running his mouth. So instead of stumbling into another bar like any other good Wisconsinite would of done, surveillance cameras caught him lighting a cigarette, ripping the camera off the wall (real stealth move there Kevin), and then moments later, smoke and flames were seen coming from Danny Boy’s Bar.
What makes this worse is that there were people inside the bar when this happened, including a poor tenant who had to escape onto the roof. Multiple fire departments showed up like it was a 4th of July fireworks finale, you know, though, minus the fun and potato salad.
Now Kevin has more charges than bar tabs, including 3 felonies. My guess is that he’ll be hanging out around bars, just not the fun ones..his will be made of steel and be cold and would probably taste like Malort if he licked them.
So for someone who just wanted another round, he’s about to get one. A round of court hearings, that is. Cheers Kevin
For acting like Milton in Office Space, except you’re Kevin in a bad headspace
And for acting like Axl Rose on every GNR tour ever.
We are proud to name Kelvin Kevin Lentz of Hustisford as this week’s Laura Lee & Cutter Weenie of the week
