Showdown at the Ol’ Pro Shop: Two Dudes Throw Bones at Bass Pro Shop Grand Opening [VIDEO]

Ahhh the excitement of a Grand Opening.

The door-buster specials and freebies are simply too much for some people to take – as was the case at the grand opening of a Bass Pro Shop in Texas recently.

Two dudes started going full MMA in front of a packed house in Odessa, Texas this past Saturday afternoon.  Apparently the dispute was a literal and figurative “dick measuring contest” over a bathroom line dispute and NOT over the lack of XXXXL shirts as one would assume.

As you can see in the video of the fish-fight below, the fracas involved a number of men as the (much smarter) women at the scene looked on disapprovingly.  For some reason, there’s a second fight that breaks out a short distance away.

The men who started the altercation were issued a criminal trespass warning by the store and released from the scene and, according to authorities, have been banned from the store.

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