November 4th – City of Waukesha
A man was sitting in a lawn chair in his front yard, with his pants down by his ankles. He told officers that he was “airing things out.”
November 4th – City of Lancaster
A drunk man was taking a “ceramic dog for a walk.”
November 5th – Town of Sylvester
Trucks hauling grain were coming and going from farms in the area, and a concerned citizen felt that trucks should not be using “farm roads” to get to and from.
….guys, you can “air things out” in the comfort AND PRIVACY of your home as well. This and more on this weeks Small Town Crime Wave!
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