We are proud to name as this week’s Laura Lee and Cutter Weenie of the Week, Kyle Estock of Madison. One can only assume this 23-year-old is a rogue apprentice plumber doing extra credit by testing his apartment complex’s plumbing… with a gun. Kyle fired a round into the ceiling, punctured a water pipe and subsequently set off the building’s sprinkler system. At 2:38 am, residents who chose not to shower before bedtime got one anyway. Firefighters, EMS and police all showed up and while luckily no one was hurt, there was significant water damage to the apartment complex. Oh, to be a fly on the wall for those phone calls when having to file those renters’ insurance claims. Estock was arrested and charged with reckless endangering safety, endangering safety by use of a dangerous weapon, and, to absolutely nobody’s surprise, drug charges as well.
So for inventing a new way to get evicted, Kyle’s got this one covered. For not understanding the true Kyle way of putting your head through the drywall not the bullet and for pounding drugs instead of Monster energy..
We are proud to name the soggy sharp shooter, Kyle Estock as this week’s Laura Lee and Cutter Weenie of the Week.
