“What can brown do for you?” is/was the mantra of UPS. In the video below the answer is, “Run in absolute fear of turkeys!”
Onlookers got quite the show as a UPS driver was terrorized by a pair of urban turkeys chasing him from delivery to delivery.
The constant fear of being… pecked to death???… made his deliveries a bit more abrupt than usual as he excitedly tossed packages to avoid getting within talons-reach of the terror turkeys.
Adding to the hilarity of the situation he can be heard yelling, “I’m 40 years old! I Can’t deal with this!”
UPS driver hilariously chased by wild turkeys: ‘I’m 40-years-old, I can’t deal with this!' pic.twitter.com/phiccjIU2R
— New York Post (@nypost) February 16, 2026
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