We are proud to name Carlos Lavariega of Milwaukee, a man who was arrested earlier this week for possession of a firearm as a felon and for child neglect, as this week’s Laura Lee and Cutter Weenie of the Week. I know that doesn’t sound funny, it sounds sad,
But wait, there’s more … In today’s edition of multitasking gone wrong, police in Beloit responded to a situation that can best be described as, buddy… you played yourself. A 23-year-old man apparently injured himself while handling a gun he wasn’t legally allowed to have. This led to additional charges, because in 2026, the universe now offers same day delivery on consequences. If you ever locked your keys in the car and thought, wow that’s embarrassing, just know this situation raised the bar significantly.
Any why make poor decisions solo? Another adult is also facing charges related to how the gun was obtained AND there were kids present, leading to even more legal trouble. So, while you sip your coffee this morning, remember, measure twice, don’t do that once.
Oh, and it should be mentioned that he shot himself….right in the leg
So for not heeding the warning that we all got as kids of ‘You’re going to shoot your eye out kid” except you know…your leg, for playing with a real gun instead of a toy gun, because then at least you would have been paying attention to the kids, and for having an itcher trigger finger than Kim Jong Un on a bad day,
We are proud to name this Lame duck loser Carlos Lavariega oh and a shout out to Chelsey Sheltrown (real name) as this week’s Laura Lee and Cutter Weenie of the Week.
