Here’s a recap of a couple news stories involving cereal this week.
#1
An etiquette expert, William Hanson, says we’ve all been eating cereal wrong our whole lives.
He says the “proper” method uses a spoon AND a FORK to keep breakfast neat and splash free.
Here’s how Hanson explained it on Instagram. You determine if this qualifies as ‘rage baiting’.
Now cereal story #2 involves a felonious female with a taste for Fruity Pebbles.
A woman in Missouri named Teara Smith was arrested last week, after she allegedly broke into a home and started eating Fruity Pebbles in the kitchen.
The family was home at the time. A woman says her son smelled something burning, so he walked downstairs to the kitchen . . . and that’s when he saw the “strange lady” eating Fruity Pebbles and petting the family dog.
The son ran and told his mom, who called 911. The mother also confronted Teara, and demanded that she clean up the mess she made as Fruity Pebbles and milk were scattered everywhere.
The police arrived, and determined that Teara was ON SOMETHING (not just a sugar high from the Fruity Pebbles). She later told them she “consumed a bottle of marijuana” and was walking around outside and mistook the house for a “fair.”
She was charged with first-degree burglary.
And, until next time, that’s all from the cereal aisle.
[Instagram: williamhansen] [NY Post] [People Magazine] [Yahoo!]
