March 15th – City of Marshfield
The plow buried the end of their driveway, and the homeowner wanted an officer to come clear it. Dispatch told the caller, “That’s not how this works.”
March 16th – Village of New Glarus
A county snowplow driver reported that 2 vehicles passed him at an unsafe speed while he was plowing. Approximately 5 minutes later, the plow driver reported that he came upon them– both of them were in the ditch
March 16th – Village of Little Chute
A person was lying in the road because they didn’t want the plow truck to push snow into their driveway
March 16th – City of Platteville
A guy called the police to tell them that he went in the ditch. He wasn’t injured so they told him it’d be a while for an officer due to calls backed up and slippery roads. He yelled at the dispatcher and insisted that they send an officer “right away.” Called back multiple times, demanding an ETA. The officer arrived and found that he had an outstanding warrant for his arrest.
That guy must of had ZERO idea he had a warrant out for his arrest. But also, Small Town Crime Wave isn’t packed with the smartest people either. This and more!
[Nae]
