May 9th – City of Eau Claire
A man with no pants on is yelling at people passing by for the 5th time
May 10th – City of Eau Claire
2 drivers got into a “very minor” crash in a parking lot. But that didn’t stop them from getting out and began fighting. Then a 3rd person became involved. Officers arrived to find one guy knocked out unconscious, and another with a chipped tooth.
May 10th – Municipality of Turtle
A neighbor’s goat is in a person’s driveway again
May 10th – Village of Poynette
Numerous people reported an SUV swerving and after the State Patrol located it, The driver was arrested for OWI-11th offense
I’m telling you right now if I were Queen of the world, anyone after their like 3rd OWI offence would lose their hands. You’d get robot hands that would slap you if you tried to drive drunk. This and more on this weeks Small Town Crime Wave!




