We are proud to name as this week’s Laura Lee and Cutter Weenie of the week. Dewayne Clifton Stokes, the Milwaukee man who made the cops of Fond Du Lac County look like Roscoe P. Coltrane and Boss Hog while doing his best Bo Duke impersonation. Last week we got word of a high speed chase in Fond Du Lac that would have been worrisome but not weenie some, until we found out what he did during the chase.
It started with a routine traffic stop on I-41 when all of a sudden Stokes driving a 2017 white Chevy Malibu, took off. Police caught up with him at I-41 and Military road but the car took evasive maneuvers and kept going, He sped through the Fleet Farm parking lot like he was trying to get in on those orange friday deals, then hit 110 mph on Pioneer road then he got back on I-41 hitting a top speed of 130. I didn’t know a modern malibu could even go that fast, like I’m not even mad, I’m impressed. But that’s not as impressive as what happened next. He exited the highway on Winnebago street where he went into the ditch and then came out of it, using the embankment like a ramp where he not only jumped the entire road but also another car! He flew through the air where the only music that he could hear was old Waylon singing “Just a good ole boy, never meaning no harm” Unfortunately just like Evil’s last jump, he couldn’t stick the landing, although he made up for that after running away and nailing the landing when he got tased, hilarious. He was then arrested for…
first-degree recklessly endangering safety,
being a felon in possession of a firearm,
two counts of fleeing or attempting to elude an officer,
felony bail jumping,
resisting an officer and
misdemeanor THC possession.
Plus, Prosecutors also allege Stokes is a repeat offender.
So for experts calling it reckless and dangerous while every 12 year old boy called it “pretty sick.”
For the suspect now facing 7 charges and an invite to audition for the next Dukes of Hazzard reboot.
And for, believe it or not, alcohol apparently not being a factor… just whatever causes a grown ass man to think he’s in Grand theft auto
We are proud to name the duke boy wanna be Dayne Clifton Stokes of Milwaukee as this week’s Laura Lee & Cutter Weenie of the week
