Ever find yourself waking up at night, needing to go to the bathroom, but just don’t have to motivation to get up and skiffle to the toilet?
Well, your dreams have been answered!
Introducing the Robo Toilet – The Mobile Toilet That Comes to YOU!
A Chinese company (Xiaoban) unveiled a “smart toilet” (intelligent toilet robot from Yueban) which can DRIVE ITSELF to you . . . and navigate around obstacles, even at 3:00 A.M., much better than you.
All you do is use an app to beacon the robo-throne . . . then you do the voodoo-do that you do so well and send it back on its way.
What about “toilet paper” you ask… simple the Robo Toilet cleans you with its built-in bidet system, and then it goes back to its docking station, to clean itself.
According to the official site:
The docking station is hooked up to your plumbing, so it can release its smelly load, and flush it away. It also has a “low-noise grinder that prevents any kind of unwanted blockages.”
*Side Note* I’m going to start referring to my toilet as the “docking station” from now on.
The price of commode convenience is around $13,000, but unfortunately, it’s not available in the U.S. yet.
It also should be stated this is designed PRIMARILY for older people, people with disabilities and the like.
NOT lazy people who just want R2-D Number 2 to doo-doo the work for them.
[YouTube: OTOFOOTAGE] [Oddity Central]
